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French Fries And Lies

I'm Hemaseh and sometimes i'm funny.

Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

(Source: tyleroposey, via tricycl)

nayx:

i run my fingers through my own hair and i grab my own ass

(via e-lusive)

butismileanyway:

Can we talk about that jaw line, please?

butismileanyway:

Can we talk about that jaw line, please?

(via dailypatd)

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

(via hellofreeke)

(Source: dtargaryen, via hellofreeke)

emocas:

Fall Out Boy recall their first ever Grammy experience [x]

aMAZING

(Source: emocas, via alien-alley)

gerardxwy:

My Chemical Romance at Vintage Vinyl Records August 2004 and Frnkiero and the Cellabration at the same place 10 years on, August 2014

(via alien-alley)

officialsnogbox:

Today’s the day!

officialsnogbox:

Today’s the day!

(via nearlyheadlessbrittanie)

(Source: worstsimpsonspageever, via adieu-ms-hollywood)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via damnthemfalloutboys)

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

(via cerenkangal)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via damnthemfalloutboys)

(Source: pdlcomics, via alien-alley)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy, via alien-alley)

(Source: conversationwithdeadpeople, via wearethefrontbottoms)