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French Fries And Lies

I'm Hemaseh and sometimes i'm funny.

ramshackle-skank420:

gpoy

(Source: femmerun, via bands-in-the-tardis)

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

(via bands-in-the-tardis)

Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

(Source: mistythediscoalchemist, via mlchaelcera)

(Source: aaron-paaul, via batmansbuttocks)

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

(Source: ombrume, via lesbertmccracken)

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

image

(via batmansbuttocks)

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art, via bands-in-the-tardis)

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via bands-in-the-tardis)

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via bands-in-the-tardis)

notstumpyet:

xofrnk

notstumpyet:

xofrnk

(via lesbertmccracken)

alien-alley:

How do i deal with my white friends

(Source: chilewebeooo, via strawbabby)

saucysoulbaby:

you know what has been really cute lately? me

(via strawbabby)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via buckytheunlucky)