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French Fries And Lies

I'm Hemaseh and sometimes i'm funny.

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby, via alien-alley)

the-smiths-are-our-salvation:

morrissey.

the-smiths-are-our-salvation:

morrissey.

(via alien-alley)

Everyone: what can you even do with an art degree?
Me: shove it so far up your ass you can taste acrylics.

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

(via strawbabby)

(Source: coleslaws, via damnthemfalloutboys)

melusine-enraged:

*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*

*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*

(via unashamedsecrets)

kaliforhnia:

never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

(via faithfuln3ss-at-its-finest)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via physiounderconstruction)

(Source: methflavor, via constant--nothings)

(Source: pyroplex, via adieu-ms-hollywood)

the94thchamber:

This could be us but you need to evolve

the94thchamber:

This could be us but you need to evolve

(Source: cuteanimecaps, via faithfuln3ss-at-its-finest)

(Source: puglings, via slay-queen-bey-slaying-yo-ass)

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

(via alien-alley)

(via extmyshorts)

me when i listen to alt-j
me: damn this is so fucking good
me: what the fuck is he saying